I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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