never play flip cup with pint glasses
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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