If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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