these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
