Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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