I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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