We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
soo... how was my night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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