He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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