told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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