I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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