It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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