bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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