its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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