whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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