I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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