why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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