Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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