Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
