i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My feet surprised me
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