Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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