fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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