There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
is wine microwaveable?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
