you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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