do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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