Please, let me fuck your mom
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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