Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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