i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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