I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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