small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Sorry my hands just texted you
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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