somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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