you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so let's talk penis.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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