apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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