I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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