i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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