That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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