If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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