You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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