scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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