I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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