im about as happy as oj after his trial
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You made out with two different species that night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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