You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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