I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Randomize
