on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My dick has a subreddit
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need water and some morals
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
