We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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