Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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