I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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