return my video game
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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