piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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