Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
This is the high leading the old right now
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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