Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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